New Stuff from Whatever the Next Album Is

by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

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Whenever our next album's done, this stuff is most likely gonna be on it. Shhh! They're secret!!

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released 05 April 2011

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Track Name: Kenny's Lament
Just how much do they call me their friend?
If only they knew how being me has been
I come to school, and they just say hi
Don’t care yesterday was the day I died

Every day I get to see death a-comin’ straight at me
But once I think I’m really dead, I wake up in my same old bed
Sometimes I ring at heaven’s bell, sometimes I see the gates of hell
And everyday it’s all the same, and when somebody calls my name
They don’t remember that I died, and I die more a bit inside
If you don’t care, you got it backwards
It’s not who killed me. You’re the bastards.

I’ve been to hell and back with these guys
But all they see is some orange coat with eyes
I’m like, “hey dudes, you act like you don’t know
Before, you saw my organs on the road”

If you ask why I’m so quick to curse
It’s cause getting stabbed in the back fucking hurts
I die and I come back to life on a whim
Just like Jesus Christ, but people noticed him

Every day I get to see death a-comin’ straight at me
But once I think I’m really dead, I wake up in my same old bed
Sometimes I ring at heaven’s bell, sometimes I see the gates of hell
And everyday it’s all the same, and when somebody calls my name
They don’t remember that I died, and I die more a bit inside
If you don’t care, you got it backwards
It’s not who killed me. You’re the bastards.

Oh my god, they killed Kenny (You bastards)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny (You bastards)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny (You bastards)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny (You bastards)
Track Name: Hulkulele
I'm giant, I'm strong and the mutant of the town
You know that I'm near when a building tumbles down
But smashing and bashing has never been my goal
Cause really, deep down I got the music in my soul

I'm the Hulk, and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh
But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Spider-Man says that I can't cause my hands will crush it flat
I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele

So I got up the nerve and went to the music store
And they told me they'd bill me for that broken door
I tried playing one and it was going pretty bad
And expensive objects don't like me when I'm mad

What started as "Hulk strum!" devolved into "Hulk smash!"
I offered some lab coats because I had no cash
At that point I felt like my music dream was done
And for once in my life I felt like the puny one

I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh
But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Wolverine says that I can't cause my hands will crush it flat
I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele

I clear the pools when I swim
I wreck the stage when I dance
Got a lifetime ban from football
And I ripped all my leather pants
But still, I Marvel at the ukulele looking for a sign
And I know I have a song in me that's gonna smash your mind
And I'm angry and I scream and then it makes me feel so green

Then one day I woke up and much to my surprise
There was a giant ukulele right before my eyes
With chrome plated strings and a can of super glue
Along with a Banner that said "To Hulk, Love Bruce"

Now I play through the day and I play into the night
And I play for the army whenever they stop by
So make sure you're watching when my first concert's shown
Cause I'm the most smashing ukulele player ever known

I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh
But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Don't tell me that I can't or my hands will crush you flat
I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele
Track Name: The Halloween That Came Before November the First
Out at night on Halloween, walking with the kids
Sneak past all the moms and dads who are with their kids
Monsters eating tootsie pops and candy corn and Twix
They think it's their night for treats, but it's my night for tricks

I sneak up on all the kids and gobble up their candy
And if they do not comply, I stuff them in a sacky
I sneak up on all the kids and gobble up their candy
And if they do not comply, I stuff them in a sacky

(unintelligible screaming)

I sneak up on all the kids and gobble up their candy
And if they do not comply, I stuff them in a sacky
I sneak up on all the kids and gobble up their candy
And if they do not comply, I stuff them in a sacky
Track Name: Disney Song
Mickey Mouse came home after a workday all alone, oh yeah
He walked into his house and hoped to kiss his Minnie Mouse, oh yeah
But then he saw his wife and screamed,
"Are you fucking crazy, Minnie? Why do this to me?"
And she corrected, "Fucking Goofy, can't you see?"

That was the day that Mickey Mouse snapped
Putting everyone he knew into a Mickey Mouse trap
No more Mr. Nice Mouse, now he's in to see some tears
With the steam from his steamboat shooting out of his ears
Chugging down some whiskey that he got at the pub
Now come into his clubhouse and prepare to be clubbed

Mickey drank some wine and traveled to a distant mine, oh yeah
The seven dwarfs were there working with their love and care, oh yeah
Their happiness had left him irked
He took grenades out of his vest and then he threw them with a smirk
And yes, he even whistled while he worked

It was the day of Mickey's assaults
Now they're just a memory locked inside of Walt Disney's vault
Spilling oil in the ocean so the Little Mermaid died
Then he went and killed Aladdin on a smothered carpet ride
Just like his victims, Mickey's heart was torn apart
Now he'll come into your kingdom and he'll tear out your heart

A calm, peaceful night... Cinderella's at the ball
Happily dancing with Prince Charming, fine and tall
And Mickey thought for a moment as he witnessed this true love
Then he recalled his wife's goof and looked down at his bloody gloves
Then he tore off her glass slippers, held the shards inside his fists
As he laughed he jammed them right into her neck and through her wrists
Then he ripped the wings off Tinkerbell to keep as souvenirs
And then he built a cross and crucified Dumbo by his ears

Sleeping Beauty laid inside her bed for many days, oh yeah
Mickey grabbed a flask full of carbon monoxide gas, oh yeah
He put a gas mask on his head
Pumped the gas into her room, directly at her bed
Then he bent down and confirmed that she was dead

Bye bye, Mickey. It's time to run away
Better hope the Disney cops don't find you today
Better pack a toothbrush, run and sail afloat
Just saw Pinocchio and use the wood to fuel your boat
Track Name: Radiation Mutation Transformation
No love will come when you look like a warthog
And nobody wants to see a talking whale
Reflections scowl back in disapproval
This broken door could lead to your holy grail

This microwave can bring out new mutations
Transform and morph into a new you
So if you're brave come feel the radiation
And fold your genes into a new you

Your head and your heart's protruding from itself
Your spleen and your spine's imploding on itself
Your brain and your eye's obscuring your old self

And not to mention glowing wings and lasers flying out your head
They might be superpowered side effects
Or you could drop dead

No love will come when you look like a warthog
(They'll never see beyond the piggy face and snout)
And nobody wants to see a talking whale
(And so you wail just like a whale, just like a whale, just like a...)
Reflections scowl back in disapproval
(Deoxyribonucleic acid, blame it)
This broken door could lead to your holy fail
(You know you wanna, know you wanna, know you wanna...)

This microwave can bring out new mutations
Transform and morph into a new you
So if you're brave come feel the radiation
And fold your genes into a new you

This microwave can bring out new mutations
Transform and morph into a new you
So if you're brave come feel warped vibrations
And fold your genes into a new you