Each and every day’s an algebraic boost in morale
Nothing stands in the way of my sword and my shapeshifting pal
The sun goes down but I’m still around
Cause I’m honor bound to bring evil to the ground

Out where the wind blows
The force of monsters can’t stop me
Me and my dog know
It’s time to make you villains see, I said
Where there’s evil I’ll bring good to make it rhyme
Every hero knows when it’s adventure time

Out to help anyone, whether ghosts or snails or dead plants
I’ll punch a witch in the buns, but I won’t slay an unaligned ant
The sky goes brown while the knives rain down
But this evil crowned loon’s about to take a pound

Out where the wind blows
The force of monsters can’t stop me
Me and my dog know
It’s time to make you villains see, I said
Where there’s evil I’ll bring good to make it rhyme
Every hero knows when it’s adventure time

I feel my calling is to be a hero
Cause I have a hero and he was the hero
Back before I was the hero when my age was zero
And he obvi had no fear so, I’m compelled to make the tears go
Cause my calling, my duty’s, to follow in his lead
And swing a sword around, fight monsters, save the world and do good deeds
Yeah, I’m out to stomp the bad guys and I’m out for an adventure
And if I can walk the wizard’s steps to prison and dismiss her
After this adventure, maybe then I’ll get to kiss her

Out where the wind blows
The force of monsters can’t stop me
Me and my magic dog know
It’s time to make you villains see, I said
Where there’s evil I’ll bring good to make it rhyme
Every hero knows when it’s adventure time