Vagina Regulator

from Problem Attic by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

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lyrics

I do not have a vagina but I know what I'm doin'
And I know what to tell the ladies 'bout tabooin'
I do not have a vagina but I’m the one for rulin’
Now ladies, hear me out, ya need some schoolin'

I don't want you to do the nasty doin' the do that I do because I'm so sexy
Now onwards, I'll sign this thing that says I'm da man
All right!
Don't pay no mind, you don't got what I got, sexy
All right!

I do not have a vagina but I know how to woo 'em
I’ve had so many girls, ignore them suin’
I do not have a vagina but I know how to screw 'em
You can't do that except in stuff I'm googlin'

I know just what to do 'bout all this doin' the do that everyone but me's doin, baby
Now onwards, I'll sign this thing that says I'm da man
All right!
Don't pay no mind, you don't got what I got, sexy
All right!
Yo, watch me sign then I’ll whistle at yo’ behind
All right!
You're at the grind and your choice and your voice is mine

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from Problem Attic, released September 25, 2020

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