The Emperor's New Groove

by Nuclear Bubble Wrap



The sequel to "The Fault in Our Death Stars." The Death Star becomes a giant disco party while they enjoy destroying the universe! The Emperor is just evil and he loves it. Lap dances from Darth Maul and snorting meth off Jar Jar's ass!


Well the Death Star's a giant dance floor
So slap Jar Jar's ass at the door
Now that the Jedi's not our downfall
Get on the dark side of my disco ball

Evil will always prevail
And who doesn't love evil females?
Dance with light sabers out in the dark
While I shake my ass for the patriarch

It's my new groove, I'm the emperor
I'm evil as balls
Evil makes us true adventurers
Lap dance from Darth Maul

It's my new groove, in the emperor's Death Star
It's my new groove, and it's also a meth star
*sound of the emperor snorting crystal meth off jar jar binks' ass*

Jar Jar gets me to go down
My vision's turning brown, ooo
The galaxy's melting down
A certain Lucas not a where to be found


released May 17, 2016
Kyle Thorne: guitars, bass, keyboards, drum programming
Jace McLain: keyboards, backing vocals




Nuclear Bubble Wrap Nashville, Tennessee

Genre-hopping, humorous psychedelic rock.

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