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Intelligent Design

from Problem Attic by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

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lyrics

A T rex, it be strong and built
But it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
It stands top o’ the food chain, it kills
Yes it do, oooo

A t rex got the holiest bod
Cause it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
A t rex can’t jack off and neither should you
Whoo oo

A t rex can’t put on its stilts
And it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
It can’t stop, drop and roll, and it can’t wipe its poo
Ooo, ooo, ooo

A t rex, it can’t knit a quilt
And it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
A t rex sets all the examples for you
Ooh, ooh


A t rex got nothin to lose
It got no sexy sins to confess in the pews
It got no, got no drugs and it got no tattoos
And when it goes to heaven it may see some angels with boobs

But when another T-rex shows her boobs he has to refuse
Because a T-rex is so pure, it’ll never be seduced
Now the lord may be forgiving, but one thing he won’t excuse
Let me iterate my point again and show off my moves

A t rex is perfectly built cause it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
A t rex is holy and pure, yes it’s true
Ooh, ooh ooh
A t rex won’t come in the box cause it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
A t rex can’t confess any sins, how bout you?

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from Problem Attic, released May 7, 2021

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