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This is a song about a guy who has sex with birds!

We can't play a show without getting begged to do this. So we recorded it. It's not for the easily offended.

This song is actually a cover. After hearing the original version of this song by Grapes and Sunshine, we decided to perform it a few times. It quickly turned into a fan favorite and now we have this... A bird sex song with an entire synth choir and orchestra backing us up. The original is a soft acoustic-ish song and we decided to overproduce it to hell. Yeah, I dunno what came over us either. Besides a few pigeons. Squawk.

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You spend your days bird watching
While petting your sap sucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If worm is just a cute sea term
You're using to describe your sperm, birdfucker

Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you'd rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream you let
An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you, birdfucker

You fuck birds.
There are no words
Except birdfucker

You'd get fowl with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw and cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to cum upon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on mother goose

Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin so good
Misbehavin' with a raven and woodpecker peckin' your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That's what you need to skeet skeet to the tweet tweet
And you're fuckin' a falcon
And you're cocked in a hawk
And you wanna make 'em all go SQUAWK!

Cause you're a birdfucker
You fuck birds.

credits

from Exploding Head Syndrome, released September 1, 2010
Jace McLain: vocals, piano, synths, electric guitars
Kyle Thorne: acoustic guitars
Brendan Sheairs: bass
Eric Zhu: drums

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Genre-hopping, humorous psychedelic rock.

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