We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

A Rowling in Time

by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

about

It's a Harry Potter song!

This one's about a guy who goes back in time and writes Harry Potter before J.K. Rowling has a chance to, and then J.K. Rowling ends up going insane and getting locked in an asylum. From the next album, The Problem Attic.

lyrics

All through... my life... since a lad, I've wanted just to write
But I'm not yet published
They say my stuff's rubbish, now

J.K.... Rowling... wrote a book and got rich overnight
I got none completed
Makes me feel defeated

My artistry's not gettin' me to gettin' closer
So artlessly, I'll take a metaphor knight bus and throw her

I'm-a-Rowling back in time
To write the books before she has a say
Set the pod for my space crimes
I'm Sirius, not J.K.

Now I'm... loaded. And now, Rowling's in a mental ward
Where she got committed
Once I counterfeited

She's been... writing... Harry Potter pages on the walls
Screams about me nightly
I change her spoilers slightly

I'm-a-Rowling back in time
To write the books before she has a say
Set the pod for my space crimes
I'm Sirius, not J.K.

And factually, she's quite correct that I deceived her
But naturally, nobody ever will believe her

credits

released January 18, 2017
Kyle Thorne: vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards
Jace McLain: keyboards, drum programming

license

tags

about

Nuclear Bubble Wrap Nashville, Tennessee

Genre-hopping, humorous psychedelic rock.

contact / help

Contact Nuclear Bubble Wrap

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

Nuclear Bubble Wrap recommends:

If you like Nuclear Bubble Wrap, you may also like: