A Rowling in Time

by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

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It's a Harry Potter song!

This one's about a guy who goes back in time and writes Harry Potter before J.K. Rowling has a chance to, and then J.K. Rowling ends up going insane and getting locked in an asylum. From the next album, The Problem Attic.

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All through... my life... since a lad, I've wanted just to write
But I'm not yet published
They say my stuff's rubbish, now

J.K.... Rowling... wrote a book and got rich overnight
I got none completed
Makes me feel defeated

My artistry's not gettin' me to gettin' closer
So artlessly, I'll take a metaphor knight bus and throw her

I'm-a-Rowling back in time
To write the books before she has a say
Set the pod for my space crimes
I'm Sirius, not J.K.

Now I'm... loaded. And now, Rowling's in a mental ward
Where she got committed
Once I counterfeited

She's been... writing... Harry Potter pages on the walls
Screams about me nightly
I change her spoilers slightly

I'm-a-Rowling back in time
To write the books before she has a say
Set the pod for my space crimes
I'm Sirius, not J.K.

And factually, she's quite correct that I deceived her
But naturally, nobody ever will believe her

credits

released January 18, 2017
Kyle Thorne: vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards
Jace McLain: keyboards, drum programming

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