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A song about falling in love with a lesbian, which really happened to me. I don't recommend doing it.

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When I was younger, I had my wishes
I dreamed of being something else each day
Wished I was a superhero or an astronaut in space
My life continued, and as it happened
I watched it from the sidelines and
I looked back and realized how I wish it had began

If I was a lesbian my life would be great
I would be a lot less shy when asking girls out on dates
And I’d be the cutest girl, as I’m sure you’re aware
And I’d be the only girl I know to wear boys’ underwear
And if I was a lesbian buy pretty clothes
And I’d be all cool and edgy and I’d pierce my nose
And I’d have a lot of fun comparing boobs with my friends
And I wouldn’t be afraid of getting pregnant again

As I grew older and went to high school
I was your average teenage boy
Wearing makup and skinny jeans was the stuff that I enjoyed
And then it hit me one fateful weekend
I tried to lez out with my friends one day
Then I knew that my path in life was not completely straight

If I was a lesbian my life would be grand
Cause I’d go around in public holding my girlfriend’s hand
And I’d read a bunch of anime and vampire books
And I could finally buy pantyhose and not get crazy looks
And if I was a lesbian I’d dance in my bra
And I’d make out with another girl in front of grandma
And I’d finally ask girls out without getting turned away
Cause it seems like every girl I like always turns out gay

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from Exploding Head Syndrome, released September 1, 2010
ace McLain: vocals, piano, bass, accordion, music box
Kyle Thorne: guitars
Eric Zhu: drums and percussion
Johnna Day: backing vocals

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Genre-hopping, humorous psychedelic rock.

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